Deathwish: driving in Florida

Just a bit of a rant here: The thing that I despise most in Florida (yes, more than the hurricanes) is the driving. Getting on the road in Florida is like juggling a loaded shotgun with both hands full of steak knives. I have had more people swerve into my lane than I can remember, had a two-by-four come flying out of the back of some yahoo's truck and straight into my windshield and today, when I pulled over for an ambulance, the guy behind me laid on his horn.

Bah! I'm going to start kayaking to work.